Greg Street,大家更熟悉的是他的网名Ghostcrawler(鬼蟹,螃蟹,nerf蟹等等),某个电脑程序的首席系统设计师,一千三百万阴谋论者中的罪魁祸首。
(如果你真的很缺乏幽默感,你会发现华尔街和鬼蟹的名字就差一个字)
某一天在某个不存在于火星之上的网站上爆发了一场运动,称为#OccupyGregStreet,名字恶搞在地球上发生的Occupy Wall Street(占领华尔街运动),就是一大堆那些吃饱饭没事做的蛋疼乳酸患者跑到第五大道、时代广场和曼哈顿下城等地方举牌子。可能在锻炼身体抑或是吊嗓子,总之共同点就是,牌子上都写着一些很可乐的段子。
而在这个不存在的网站上,人们也开始患上了这种蛋疼乳酸的流行病,因而获得了创造这种高端段子的能力,现节录如下。
(为啥1%的玩家拿着99%的紫装???)
@Druidis4fite The AH Fee structure is a regressive tax on the poor.
AH的费用对穷人不公平
@Miatog New guilds struggle just to survive while big guilds gain money and extra materials for no reason!
当那些新公会还在挣扎求存的时候,那些大公会能无缘无故的获得一大堆钱和材料!
@dwisms Pandaren cannot talk to each other because they chose different factions? All workers must unite, and not divide.
熊猫人就因为选择了不同的阵营就不能互相说话?全世界的无产阶级联合起来!不要搞内讧!
@rodolfer The armor repair prices are too damn high!
修装费太高了!!(请参考“房价太高党”)
@Shadesogrey We are forced to steal from our allies in order to feed our troops.
老子饭都吃不饱,还要养着那群太子兵
@Lyraat Hunters could previously afford ammo. Soon we won't be able to afford a melee weapon. Where does it end?
想当年猎人至少买的起弹药,很快近战武器都买不起了,这鸟蛋日子啥时候才到头?
@jaxland Mages need more jobs. Remove the ports to Uldum and Hyjal.
法师要饭碗!移除去奥丹姆和海山的传送门!
@RetroDragon The Earthen Ring refuses to investigate the disappearance of Neptulon.
陶土议会拒绝调查奈普图隆消失的原因!
@VoodontWoW Even Horde leaders drag their feet on legalizing elemental lord/giant squid marriage
就算部落的首领也不得不合法化元素领主和巨型乌贼的婚姻
@Dvoidus A Worgen goatee has a higher poly count than a whole Troll.
整个巨魔(模型)的多面体加起来都没狼人的山羊胡多!
@binkenstein 10% of the classes have 100% of the Holy Power.
10%的职业拥有100%的豆子
@mockford Stormwind orphans ignored 51 weeks out of the year.
每年有51个星期都没人记得暴风城有孤儿吗!
@Shadesofgrey Thousands of gold spent on building a statue in Dalaran, yet the city is deserted due to lack of portal funds.
花了几千金在达拉然竖了个雕像,结果这个地方却因为没钱开传送门而荒废了